How To Join The Mile High Club Without Getting Caught

Earlier in the year I wrote a post with tips for joining the mile high club. That’s personally not something which interests me, though I’ve flown a lot and also have quite a few friends who are crew, so by scraping together what I know,Ā I think I have a pretty good grasp about the best way to do it.

Anyway, for a slightly more lighthearted approach to joining the mile high club, Jimmy Tarto uploaded a video to YouTube this week, entitled “How to Have Sex on a Plane.”

It’s not especially suitable for work, though pretty hilarious:

In reality, I’d say the method shown is probably a good way to force a diversion and possibly get arrested, and not a good way to join the mile high club. šŸ˜‰

And goodness, that is one spacious economy lavatory!

(Tip of the hat to Matt)


  1. No interest in this, but I did lose my cherry to a Britannia FA back in the 90s (not on a plane).

  2. angelina, you do realize there are cameras in the F cabin right? thats how the FAs monitor you and see if you need anything thruout the flight.

    I’d also wager its recorded and kept somewhere for however long. so you might have just made a sex tape that you dont even know about.

    I fully intend to find this tape now… unless ofc you’re single or open, in which case lets make one – in any F cabin you like šŸ˜‰ I know you wanna be hella famous one day!

  3. @Adam LOL I guess that’s my big break šŸ˜‰ Of course, no one would be interested in a sex tape that looks like two people cuddling under a blanket watching a movie. I guess that makes me boring…

  4. Well that does look to be an unrenovated plane, so they haven’t had the chance to shrink the lav šŸ˜‰

  5. DEN ORD United 727-200 back in the early 90’s. Saturday night 9pm Denver departure a total of 5 of us on the plane so they put us in F. The entire plane was dark no lights. So I took a stroll to the rear of the 727. The two young FA’s working coach were new-hires. As Forest Gump said “that’s all I am going to say about that” šŸ™‚

  6. @ Adam — Interesting, does Cathay have cameras? I know some airlines do (like Emirates on the A380), but am 99% sure Cathay doesn’t.

  7. Do u think FAs would be more discriminatory against homosexuals and order them to cease, in the name of public indecency? Whereas they’d turn a blind eye to straight people

  8. @ high end hobo — Given how many flight attendants are gay (or at the very accepting) I highly doubt it.

  9. Do you call johns your husband? How much do you charge in miles of money? Are they part of actress sex videos.

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