On the plus side, I just scored a $400 bump. Sorry to those of you that I was supposed to see tonight.
Unfortunately I’m in the LAX Red Carpet Club, where there’s not a single empty seat. Sitting in the cubicle next to me is a lady that’s talking to her parents on Skype, without headphones in. So not only is she literally screaming at her computer, but we can hear everything her parents have to say.
She’s talking about such life changing issues as the airport restaurant refusing to substitute a turkey patty for the beef patty, which she claims is the “straw that broke the camel’s back.” And how she wants a banjo…
Do I say something? Do I sit here, literally staring at her, shaking my head? Unbelievable.