Imagine my disappointment. I got to the Portland Red Carpet Club this evening and was informed that I had been downgraded on my redeye from San Francisco to Washington Dulles. I had a confirmed first class seat on the flight, which was a domestic 767, the worst plane in the fleet. But first class is first class.
The agent printed out my new boarding pass as she profusely apologized for my downgrade. Imagine my surprise when I saw “UNITED BUSINESS” printed at the top of the boarding pass. As it turns out there’s a swap to a three cabin 767. So instead of an uncomfortable domestic first class seat I’ll get a good night of sleep in a flat bed tonight.
How much compensation do you think I should request for this heinous crime? 😉