The World’s Most Over The Top Afternoon Tea

Introduction
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As I mentioned previously, I’m currently on a trip with one of my best friends, Matt. We’re planning the trip day-by-day, which means I’ll be writing the trip report more or less live. Matt will be sharing his thoughts as we go along as well — here’s his second installment.

Greetings from Manchester. Flying Emirates really helps set the stage for Dubai, because the city is as over-the-top as the first class experience on Emirates. And that’s hard to do. Although we weren’t in Dubai for that long, we managed to squeeze in many of the major Dubai experiences. The blingy-ist (and most filling) of them was tea at the Burj al Arab with our British/Australian ex-pat friend Robert. Ben has reviewed the tea here on more than one occasion, so I decided to share my thoughts.

Most readers are probably familiar with the hotel. It is the world’s only self-proclaimed “seven star hotel.” I’m not really sure what that means, however, since hotels from the Westin (and maybe even Best Western) to the Four Seasons George V identify as five star hotels. Stars aside, the hotel is certainly stunning. The lobby boasts what might be enough gold to irritate Midas — perhaps this is the hallmark of a seven star hotel? But there are fountains on the ground level that focus your attention up towards the atrium, which actually detracts from the gold because the ceilings of each floor are painted in different pastel colors. There’s something surreal about the atrium in that it appears almost flat.

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It looks so one-dimentional that you might mistake it for a contemporary Monet painting, but then you look down and the gold reorients you. You’re most definitely still in Dubai. And Monet has never been to Dubai.

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As a Los Angeles native, I was happy to see this excellent depiction of Rodeo Drive in the second floor lobby of the Burj al Arab. I do love that despite the fact Los Angeles is a relatively flashy city, it is quite humble when standing in the lobby of the Burj al Arab. Bling is all relative, I suppose.

We had roughly 20 minutes to explore the lobby while waiting for our 4:00 pm reservation at Sky Bar. After a quick elevator ride up to Sky Bar we were warmly greeted by the staff. For some reason, the staff was convinced I wasn’t old enough to be there, but fortunately I had my driver’s license and was able to convince them that I was a full half decade above drinking age. We were then whisked along to an amazing corner table with an unmatched view of the Persian Gulf and Dubai to the north.

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We were then given a tray of delicious dates — some with almonds and the rest with candied orange inside — and offered menus. Tea at the Burj al Arab is very understated, as one would expect. It consists of only seven courses, including a glass of champagne and as many tea / coffee drinks as one can stomach.

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Burj al Arab Sky Bar tea menu

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Dates with almonds and candied orange

We elected to forgo the 2004 Dom Perignon, both because we had imbibed a nearly deadly amount of the more drinkable 2005 Dom Perignon on Emirates flight 222 ~36 hours before and because we (correctly) anticipated that we would do the same on Emirates flight 17 to Manchester.

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Proper pour but poor bottle orientation.  B-. 

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Ben and I hadn’t eaten since breakfast at 6:30 am, so we were definitely hungry by the time the first menu item arrived. It was a white chocolate pot de crème with a strawberry compote and bits of what I think were shortbread cookie. I don’t know if it was because I was so hungry, but I think this was my favorite menu item. The pot de crème was the perfect consistency, and the white chocolate flavor was not overpowering, as I sometimes find it can be. The shortbread cookie pieces were also amazing.

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The second course, described as the chef’s carvery item of the day, was certainly the most decadent. I’m not sure I understand what makes it a “carvery” item, however. It was a duck confit “pot pie” with foie gras and cranberry compote. I don’t love duck, but the dish was very well done and small enough that I enjoyed it very much.

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Much like Woody Harrelson’s character in “True Detective” season one, I like my coffee strong and black. Ben is a wimp and loves his coffee to resemble (and presumably taste — I wouldn’t want to try it) more like milk than coffee. He insisted that I would just adore the caramel iced coffee they serve during the tea service. Ben almost never offers advice when it comes to food, so when he told me to try something I had to do it, despite serious reservations because of the fact it is milk based. I’m happy to report that it was absolutely wonderful, but it was more like having a milkshake than a coffee.

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Following Robert’s lead, I had a pot of chai tea next. It was really lovely. I enjoyed it without milk, as all caffeinated drinks ought to be enjoyed, tradition aside. Thanks.

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There were a number of traditional tea sandwiches that we were force fed after the duck pot pie. Then we had the lightest of the courses, a rose water and lychee sorbet.  It was lovely and so refreshing.

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Our server, who was excellent, suggested that we try the cappuccino after the chai. He sold it by suggesting that it was dusted in gold. We were like: mmkay! When it came out, we were all a little disappointed. For a hotel that basically is gold, they did not offer a commensurately liberal dusting of gold on my cappuccino.

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So at this point I was about to declare a state of emergency. I had undoubtedly eaten enough that there was no reasonable chance that anything could be appetizing. To put things into perspective, the service reminded me of that I recently had when I flew first on Great British Airlines.

But you know what? I’m not a quitter! I pushed forward to the scones and other assorted sweet items.

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It’s fitting that they offered foie gras on the menu today, because I literally made myself into a foie gras goose. The scones were excellent, with proper Devonshire cream and delicious date jam.  I also enjoyed the camel’s milk creme brûlée.

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The server then came by and suggested that the largest course of them all was on its way.  I literally almost fainted, but he was actually just joking. He offered us a box of petit fours (because obviously I wanted to eat more when I got home) that included a cute Burj al Arab pen. At a little past 6:30pm, our tea had concluded. We were of course told that we could stay as long as we wanted, and were invited to order a drink from the bar if we wished. Ben and I hadn’t gotten much sleep, and Robert had a business trip the following morning, so we passed on the invitation and went our separate ways.

Overall, the tea experience at the Burj al Arab was fascinating and GWTW (defined here) fabulous. The service was impeccable — easily the best that we received in the UAE (aside from Emirates, obviously); the food, dessert drink coffee, and tea were delicious; and the views were unparalleled. It’s definitely not an inexpensive experience (and as far as I know there are no miles and points options), but it is certainly worth it if you do not visit Dubai — or enjoy seven course tea service — often.

Preview of things to come: Several hours later we were unable to sleep and decided to go to DXB about 6 hours before our flight to Manchester, UK.  I have lots to say about the Emirates ground experience and our flight to MAN.  Stay tuned!

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Comments

  1. Gotta Love Dubai. It is one of my favorite destinations and though I will be living in Abu Dhabi i see myself making frequent trips to Dubai. The Tea time there was pleasant and truly enjoyed it. The view for me was the real winner and can’t beat that drinking some good champagne or a nice cappuccino. Headed back to the Middle east in 2 weeks and I am already looking forward to that heat ;). Great report from your experience!

  2. @Andy — We just made reservations for an upcoming trip and it’s now going for 620 AED. About $170 before any taxes/service charge. That upgrade to Dom is another $70 for just one glass!

  3. Hah! Much obliged, and you still retained all the prized sass! I’m spending a day or two in UAE next March on my EY apartment trip; I’ll have to put afternoon tea here on my to-do list. Looking forward to hearing how you guys spent 6 hours in the EK F mall/lounge.

  4. So much food! Was it planned that you guys just had breakfast and nothing else before 4PM ? I know I would plan it that way!

  5. Looks very fancy of course.

    I’m still not a big fan of the FLASHY Dubai / Abu Dhabi.
    I’ve been to both and spent a decent amount of time at both.

    I found myself trying to get away from all of this and seeing as much of the old town as I could and enjoying the local foods and dishes at a fraction of the price. Maybe its just me, but afternoon tea for $170 is really not appealing. I will take the $2 local food i can find elsewhere.

  6. Calling it “chai tea” is a bit redundant. Ok, not a bit, very redundant.

    Hopefully this will be the last set of Emirates/Dubai reviews we get in a while. Still enjoyable, but we’re almost at the same tipping point of Lufthansa First Class Reviews Fatigue…

  7. I’ve done the afternoon tea and while the experience was great was the drinks, but I found the food to be mediocre, especially at the price point.

  8. Is the purchase of afternoon tea not coded as a hotel purchase? For some reason I thought you could cover this with arrival+ miles.

  9. Very comprehensive review and beautiful pics!

    Some other things I think you would enjoy:
    Afternoon Tea at The Ritz London
    Venice Simplon Orient Express
    Hotel Cipriani Venice
    Per Se NYC
    Maxim’s de Paris – Pan Am’s First Class catering unit in the 60s/70s 😉

  10. Wow how refreshing to not get Ben’s obligatory mention/photos of how the tea service was paid for with a CSP.

  11. I’m a devotee of afternoon or high tea. I remain convinced that the English do it best, and commend to you afternoon/high tea at the Dorchester, Lanesborough, Savoy or Claridges in London.
    The Dorchester is my favourite, but Claridges probably carries more prestige. All are outrageously priced – but money isn’t everything. I also suggest you do it as a group, not as a couple – much more fun. At the Dorchester in particular, they just keep offering you more – so you will never have to eat again.
    Having said all that – if In Dubai, I probably will venture to the Burj to see how they do it.

  12. Fun report! Personally I feel this was the biggest disappointment / waste of money when I went to Dubai though… Honestly other than the Instagram factor / novelty of telling people you went, the actual experience was very blah. I’ve had far superior (substantive) service at many high end restaurants in the US with more tasteful decor and the food was underwhelming and forgettable. I had high expectations going in but I think the quality was more worthy of a $30-$50 tea service than something approaching $200.

  13. Very much looking forward to your write up on the flight to MAN as its my home city and I hope to be using the EK service soon. I hope you get to spend some time in Manchester itself – The Midland Hotel is recommended for its history (where Mr Rolls met Mr Royce !), and for its Afternoon Teas !

  14. I want to see the ek17 report – done this leg 2 times in f this year next one on 11 sept. Never a shortage of people at the bar!

  15. Should high tea not be like:

    – Showcase of tealeaves then blended and poured by staff with instructions on how long to set
    – Tea being the delight (not champers) with the right set of savoury sandwiches and smaller sweet treats
    – In asia or arabia hosting a big buffet too

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