I was using the restroom at Melbourne Airport today, when I noticed this vending machine by the door, with the verbiage “Minimum Size, Maximum Convenience:”
Now, I’ve seen vending machines at airports for feminine products, diapers, shaving cream, etc.
But this one consisted exclusively of a toothbrush, mints, two types of cologne, and two types of condoms. Based on the marketing, it seemed to be intended for people looking to get “lucky.”
bBut seriously, if you’re going to sell only two types of condoms, why would one of them be glow in the dark? Is there really a market for that?
I do love that both condom varieties are marketed as coming (no pun intended) with “reusable pocket tins.” But you better hurry, because it’s a “limited offer.”
So… what am I missing? 😀