I like getting gifts. Especially on airplanes. Asiana goes so far as to give first class passengers a gift before landing, like a duffel bag or iPhone case. Then there are airlines that will give you a piece of chocolate before landing. Everyone loves chocolate, right?
And then there’s Lufthansa on my flight on Friday, which gave me… dried cranberries and raw almonds before landing. Lufthansa’s kinda being like that one person in everyone’s neighborhood that gives out packaged baby carrots on Halloween.
I was the only person not to reject them, and that’s mainly because I wanted to see if my eyes were failing me.