I just need to shut my mouth sometimes. Flying Tampa to Chicago this evening, the lady seated behind me in the window was literally one of the loudest snorers I’ve ever heard. I had noise canceling headphones on AND was
rocking out to listening to Jonas Brothers music, and I still heard her snoring.
The guy seated in the aisle next to her, and immediately behind me, went to the lavatory, and as he walked past me on the way to his seat I said “isn’t she a hoot?” He responds “that’s my wife.”
On the plus side, it could have been worse, like “hey, it could be worse – at least you’re not married to her.”
Someone get me a stiff Diet Coke with lime!