Tough competition for worst club lounge dress

Admittedly I don’t have much of a leg to stand on as far as lounge etiquette goes at the moment thanks to my Singapore pajamas incident, though I do believe this is on a completely different level.

I’ve visited the Sheraton Gateway LAX club lounge twice over the past couple of days, and both times witnessed etiquette that left me pretty speechless.

For breakfast I saw this lady wearing a bathrobe. As far as I could tell, there wasn’t a whole lot under there, unfortunately. Most puzzling to me is that she seems to have brought her own jar of peanut butter, because I don’t recall seeing it in the buffet spread.

Now, I figured that would be pretty tough to beat, until I saw this lady in the evening, with a pink, furry tail. Uhhh…

Anyone have any other submissions? šŸ˜‰

Comments

  1. You should have seen the person checking in next to me at LAX tonight. They were a hot mess!

  2. Maybe there was no peanut butter at the buffet because she swiped the jar…her peanut butter needs are extensive and important! Why don’t you understand this! And clearly she doesn’t want to get any on her clothes while she devours it, hence the robe. Seems straightforward to me….

  3. “For breakfast I saw this lady wearing a bathrobe. As far as I could tell, there wasnā€™t a whole lot under there, unfortunately.”

    I don’t get the adverb, dude!

  4. Hey, maybe miss bathrobe had her bag lost by an airline and her only pair of clothes were drying in her room after a self wash. šŸ™‚

    As for the peanut butter… maybe substituted for an airline meal voucher?

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