A 50 year old Floridian has been arrested after he exposed himself on a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, ID. The man reportedly started masturbating next to a 17 year old girl on the plane, who then moved seats to get away from the pervert.
But hold on, folks! It’s all okay, his intentions weren’t bad, he wasn’t doing what we think he was. Here’s why this all went down:
According to police, the man claims he spilled Tabasco sauce on his crotch, causing him to expose himself and rub violently to reduce the burning and itching.
Of course, Tabasco sauce…