Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”
The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.
Simply incredible. The list of things these morons will do to stay busy never ceases to amaze me. I guess “TSA” no longer stands for “Thousands Standing Around,” cause they’re not standing around anymore. They’re just creating work, either by fighting the good war against shampoo or by leaving nothing to their imagination by seeing us nude. And that’s only when they’re at the checkpoint. Of course they’re also doing their best to keep us safe at the gate nowadays.
When will this lunacy stop? What’s next?