Hilarious article!

A friend sent this article to me last week as I was hopping on a plane, but somehow I didn’t get around to reading it until today. Without describing it any sort of detail, I’ll simply say it’s one of the funniest articles I’ve read in a very long time. I’d pay good money to have seen this all unfold in person, especially the look on the TSA “officer’s” face….

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Ben Schlappig (aka Lucky) is a travel consultant, blogger, and avid points collector. He travels about 400,000 miles a year, primarily using miles and points to fund his first class experiences. He chronicles his adventures, along with industry news, here at One Mile At A Time.

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  1. The SFGate website appears to have quite an interesting mƩlange of stories, this one being one of the more unique and comical elements.

  2. I’ve been tempted to buy some adult toys and go through security in Orlando just to see the reaction….

  3. … just don’t get your bag lost if you check the items in.

    Describing items as “Alternative Props” can raise an eyebrow at UA’s LHR Lost luggage desk šŸ˜‰

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