Sorry, but that’s the breast title I could come up with. Yes, this is part two of the “United 873” series. I think this flight might just be worthy of a short film. Fortunately this issue is much more civilized than the pissed off flight attendant incident.
I was seated in seat 6C on a 757, which is the last row in first class. Seated diagonally from me, in seat 5B was a lady with her husband and a baby. As soon as we start taxiing she puts on something that resembles an apron, takes the baby from her husband, and lays him down on a pillow. I figured there’s only one thing that could mean, and I was right. She proceeded to breastfeed him for the better part of 45 minutes (or at least he was laying under the apron and she kept looking down for about 45 minutes…. I should clarify that I’m no expert on breastfeeding). 😉
I have to give the parents credit for taking great care of the baby. He didn’t scream once. Heck, my seatmate and I were thoroughly entertained. Much better entertainment than “Confessions of a Shopaholic.” Nonetheless, I had my cookie without milk on that flight….