Some United travel quotes….

It has been a fun week of travel, and there were a few quotes I overheard which made me chuckle:

“Filling the plane is like filling a mayonnaise jar…. they use weighted averages and complicated linear equations to determine the seating zones.” — Passenger trying to explain to his wife why they were in different seating areas

“So this is what I get for being nice?” — Passenger that got IDBed after accepting a VDB on a previous flight

“You’re flying with three of United’s finest flight safety and service professionals.” — Purser referring to himself and two colleagues

“Excuse me, is this the same type of Airbus as the Air France one that disappeared?” — Passenger to gate agent on a Ted flight, of course

“Welcome aboard United 729 with nonstop service to San Juan (clapping)…. yeah, but we only have two gallons of gas, so let’s see how far we make it” — Gate agent for flight to Tampa after an extended delay

Comments

  1. ““Excuse me, is this the same type of Airbus as the Air France one that disappeared?”

    “Yes Sir/Ma’am, but as this flight is completely over land, I’m sure they’ll find the smoking hole should your flight go down”

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