Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods

Per Yahoo News:

HARRISBURG, Pa. – An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.
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“They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially,” said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. “That’s the best answer they had.”

I’m not sure where this ranks compared to the JetBlue passenger spending his flight on the toilet or Richard Quest roaming NYC with drugs in the wee hours of the morning or even the, erm, passenger having fun on a flight, but it’s certainly up there.

I can kind of see what they were doing at least, unlike some of those stories. Still, when you have a gig at a regional carrier you shouldn’t be this dumb. Gotta admit, it’s kinda funny though…

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